Maui Made A Dress

My dress is still too big for me but isn't it pretty? I'll be so cute in it when it fits right. It would be perfect if I wasn't so shrimpy! :D I like being shrimpy though...I'm like my Mama was when she was tiny.

My First Swim

I got a baby pool from some church friends and have been enjoying my first swim. I swim without any clothes because I'm just a baby and no one cares. Plus, I'm so tiny that it is very hard to find a one piece swimsuit for me...(Daddy and Mommy think I'm too young for a bikini).

How To Bake A Happy Baby

(Read with a french accent...) Bon Jour, I am zee chef, Ains-ley. Today we will bake a hap-py ba-by. Zee first ting we must do is take zee pic-ture of zee chef. Be sure to look ser-i-ous so zat ev-ery-one will take you ser-i-ously. You want it to con-vey zat you are Zee Chef and no-body bett-er mess wiss you or your coo-king pots.
Zis is my Sous Chef, Ma-ma. She will be help-ing me in zee kit-chen.
(Don't tell anyone, but my chefs hat is really my underpants!)
Be sure to taste your food be-cause you want it to taste nice... If you don't like it, no-body else will like it either!
Zee next ting we must do is to start zee coo-king.

Ha-ppy chefs make tas-ty dishes...so be sure to smi-le as you are wor-king.
Be sure to lick off your spoons when you are done...
Fol-low your rec-ipe until you think you can do it be-tter wiss-out it...
Stir your pot to keep from bur-ning your yu-mmies...
Fi-nally, take a cute chef-y photo for pos-terity. Zat is how you bake a ha-ppy ba-by! Be sure to try zis at home...Good luck!

Baby Elvis Ainsley Presley

Daddy did my hair. He says it looks like Elvis's.
So then we had to sing an Elvis song together and I played the air guitar.
I doubt Elvis had eye lashes like these!!!!